Surrealistic
thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

be-sex:

 
I don’t see the point in this..

I don’t see the point in this..

You know what’s really weird? You never know when someone is texting you from the bathroom

I got a “sketch pad” on my phone. And this is one of the first drawings I did.. I’m pretty proud ^°^

I got a “sketch pad” on my phone. And this is one of the first drawings I did.. I’m pretty proud ^°^

It’s not that people can’t love you if you don’t love yourself. It’s that you won’t feel it because it’ll always seem like you don’t deserve it.
(via turbo-lento)

         

(via scntrx)

What if you named your kid Hungry? Then the dad joke will finally make sense

Can you vacuum dicks?

Not exactly what i meant

Can you vacuum dicks?

*dick enters vagina
*sings: “a whole new world”

trinandtonic:

blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway

self-love-for-all:

If you relapse, repeat after me:

  • You are not weak.
  • You have not lost this battle.
  • You are not selfish.
  • You are not out of control.
  • All the progress you made hasn’t magically disappeared.
  • You are not a failure.
  • Life is a cycle of highs and lows- good times are ahead, so keep going forward.
  • You matter.

self-love-for-all:

If you relapse, repeat after me:

  • You are not weak.
  • You have not lost this battle.
  • You are not selfish.
  • You are not out of control.
  • All the progress you made hasn’t magically disappeared.
  • You are not a failure.
  • Life is a cycle of highs and lows- good times are ahead, so keep going forward.
  • You matter.

Wut