Surrealistic
I’m going to marry the duck out of you
Fungi

little-tree19:

Ariel is a babe~

how you know your friends are for real:
Friend: Hey Sh- what is that?
Me: Oh that is my dildo collection, they are drying I just washed them.
Friend: This... this is just magnificent...do they have names?!
Me: ...
White feminists:

quietbang:

split-the-coast:

When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
  • Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
  • Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

Intersectionality matters.

I will keep reblogging this to point out that disabled people, including men, make 22 cents on the dollar. Mostly because it is legal to pay us below minimum wage, but whatevs.

My sister being banana… I have raised her well

My sister being banana… I have raised her well

I want to be rich, but not with money, with love.

One of my neighbors is a Stoner from England and the other is a cute lesbian couple.
My life should be a T.V. show

scntrx:

         

scntrx:

         

needsmorebigfoot:

Because sports are overvalued in our society

needsmorebigfoot:

Because sports are overvalued in our society

scntrx:

         

scntrx: